I thought if I saved up for the mansion in Calabasas I would get into the Locked area next to it. No it does not give you special privileges to go in there. Idk how else you do?
jokes like this are so gross
Fuck I’m walking downtown and I pass a group of guys staring at me and I think “great catcall time” but then one guy goes “you look like you could kill a man a million different ways with just your bare hands”. This. This is an acceptable comment to give a girl on the street.
what do you mean not everyone has a toilet that washes and massages your butt
Wait there are toilets like that?
what an incredible experience it must be
im mildly concerned about something labeled “turbo” going near my butt
Pulled a layer of ice off a leaf
i searched up ‘hurdlers without hurdles’ on google and i dont regret it
these boots are made for walkin
the old razzle dazzle
why try to have a conversation using the tumblr messaging system when you can just write a message, put it in a bottle, and toss it in the fucking ocean where it’s more likely to find its way to the person
are you guys okay
I didn’t mean for this to get this many notes I’m just genuinely concerned for these people